Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Gundam Wing characters, blah blah blah. Okay, enough crap, on to the story. Gundam Wing Jeopardy Special Announcer: Welcome to Jeopardy: Gundam Wing special. Here's your host Alex. Alex: Hello and welcome to our show. Today's contestants are Heero Yuy from colony L1. Heero: (gives Death Glare) Alex: Duo Maxwell from colony L2. Duo: (smiles and waves both arms) Hi Hilde!!!! Alex: Trowa Barton from colony L3. Trowa: I'm not Trowa Barton. I am a nameless soldier that has been on the battlefield for as long as I can remember. Alex: Quatre Rebarba Winner from colony L4. Quatre: (smiles and gently waves) Alex: And finally, our last contestant is Chang Wu Fei from colony L5. Wu Fei: (strapped in straight jacket) This is injustice. I don't want to be here. Duo: (walks over to Wu Fei) Look Wu-man, we need the publicity, so shut up and go along with this. Wu Fei: How many times do I have to tell you. Don't call me Wu-man! Kisama!! Alex: Okay, here are the rules, answers must be in the form of a question and since this a special edition, you may not answer questions about yourself. Today's topics are Things Found in Heero's Gundam, What Else is in Duo's Hair, Trowa's Gel, Quatre's Fighting Quotes, and Wu Fei's Form of Justice. Wu Fei: This is INJUSTICE!!! ~men in white jackets run out and give Wu Fei a shot, calming him down~ Alex: Trowa you're first. Trowa: Things Found in Heero's Gundam, $200. Heero: (Death Glares Trowa) Alex: She gave him an invitation to her birthday party. Duo: Who is Relena Peacraft? Alex: Right, pick the next category. Duo: (shocked) Whoa! Heero, you keep her in your cockpit? Heero: Actually, it's a poster. (Death Glares Alex, who seems oblivious) Duo: (still slightly shocked) Alex, I'd like Wu Fei's form of justice for $100. I always wanted to say that. Wu Fei: (straight jacket starts to rip) KISAMA!!! Maxwell, this is injustice. I'll have your head before this show is through. ~again the men in white jackets come out, this time they add two more straight jackets~ Alex: A one-on-one duel with no interruptions with the leader of Oz. Quatre: Oo oo, I know this one. What is Wu Fei's form of justice towards Treize Kushrenada? Alex: Correct, chose the next category. Quatre: I'll take Trowa's gel for $500. Alex: Okay, Uribium Maxicum. Wu Fei: What is the chemical that can defy gravity and make your hair really shiny? Alex: You are correct. Duo: How- how do you know? Wu Fei: I use the same gel. Alex, I'll take Duo's hair for $300. Alex: That's one of today's video daily doubles. How much will you be asking for? Wu Fei: $300 Alex: Okay, here's your video (a bunch of buildings blow up, and an empty box of explosives is shown) Wu Fei: What is plastics? Alex: Right, now to our short commercial break. ~eight minute commercial break~ Wu Fei: Um, Quatre's fighting quotes for $100. Alex: "I'm sorry." Trowa: What does Quatre say before and after killing someone? Alex: Yes, next question. Trowa: Quatre's quotes $500. Alex: "FATHER FAATHERR!!!!!" Trowa: What does Quatre say after his father dies? Alex: Nicely done. Trowa: Quatre's quotes $400. Alex: "Then you guys shouldn't be fighting at all!!" Trowa: What does Quatre say under Zero's control? Alex: I don't know, but you obviously do, next topic. Trowa: Quatre $300. Alex: The second daily double! How much? Trowa: $1000 Duo: I wonder why he's so confident, (snicker, snicker). Trowa: SMACK!! Duo: Okay, I'll stop. Ow, pain, serious pain. Alex: Right, here's your question. *heavy breathing* Trowa: What is Quatre after blowing up a colony? Alex: Trowa, you're on a roll. Trowa: I'm not Trowa, I'm a nameless soldier. Quatre $200. Alex: "To outer space, everyone of us!" Duo: Ha!! I got this one. What does Quatre say after the colonies accept Oz? Alex: Correct, next. Duo: Hee hee, Heero's Gundam $100. Heero: (Death Glare) SSHHAAMMCKK!!!!!!! Duo: OOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Alex: He always carries it with him. Duo: What is a gun? Alex: Right you are. Duo: Alright, Wu-man's justice for $200. Wu Fei: (breaks out of the three straight jackets grabs his kantana and chases after Duo, who runs off stage screaming like a girl) Alex: Doing what he just did. Heero: What is Wu Fei's form of justice towards Duo? Alex: That's correct. Heero: Wu Fei's justice $300. Alex: A personal one-on-one duel in space with their gundams. Heero: What is Wu Fei's form of justice towards myself? Alex: Correct Boom! BOOM!! CRACK!!! ~part of the studio collapses under the foot of Wu Fei's gundam, audience screams and quickly exits~ Quatre: You shouldn't be fighting each other. Wu Fei: Can it weakling. Trowa: Wu Fei, you crushed our host. Heero: Hn. Duo: (in Deathscythe Hell) Now look what you did Justice Boy!. We can't continue the show like this. Wu Fei: Don't call me JUSTICE BOY!!! (lunges at DSH) Trowa: Where'd Heero go? Duo: Probably to go look at his Relena poster. Heero: I found some answers to the questions. Actually, they're for the second and final round. Duo: Oooo, what are the topics? (jumps out of DSH) Heero: There aren't any. Only questions and answers in columns. Here's a good example. He took his hair out of the braid and dressed as Sailor Venus. (pause) Who did Duo dress up as for his 10th Halloween? Duo: (blushes) Wu Fei and Quatre: (start laughing) Duo: Hey! It wasn't my fault. Some girls talked me into it! ~Five minutes later, Wu Fei has fallen out of Altron and still continues laughing. Quatre has tried to hold his laughter, but it doesn't work.~ Quatre: Sailor Venus, hee hee, Hilde is gonna hear this one. Ha ha ha ha ha !! Duo: No she isn't! (grabbing the list from Heero) Oooo, I like this one. Wu Fei talks about her in his sleep. (pause, Wu Fei looks up) Who is Sally Po? Wu Fei: I don't talk about that weak onna! I talk about Nataku. Trowa: You talk about your gundam? Wu Fei: GRRR!! (lunges at Duo and takes the list) HA! Katherine's nickname for her "brother", Trowa. (pause) Who is Trowy the Suicidal Clown? Trowa: (raises hands up in surrender, then does a triple flip in the air, lands inches away from Wu Fei, taking the list) Thank you. (triple flips back to where he was) He found it in the sand, and it was as heavy as a rock. (pause) How did Quatre name Sandrock? Quatre: It was Rashid's idea. Other pilots: Yeah right, cough cough. Trowa: He says, "Omae o korosu," every time he sees her, tries to kill her, and murmurs her name before missions or after self-destructing. (pause) How does Heero show his affection to Relena? Heero: Omae o korosu. (pulls out a gun and empties it on the piece of paper) Duo: Aw, now we won't know the final question. Heero: (reloads gun) BANG!!